Take 10 characters from either your own creation, anime, book, ect... Anything.
Poor-People-Who-Got-Dragged-Into-This:
1. Samuel
2. Connelly
3. Macy
4. Evans
5. Becca
6. Valdez
7. Akkerman
8. Rob
9. Fitzgerald
10. Sarah
1. 8 and 6 are making out together, but then 4 walks in on them getting a full view of what they are doing. What happens?
Evans freaks. First of all, what is Valdez kissing? Rob doesn't have a mouth! And second, HOLY SHIT VALDEZ IS EVIL AND MAKING OUT WITH A ROBOT. Call campus security stat!
2. 1 and 5 are in an argument. What is it about, and will anyone stop them?!
Which of them gives better hugs. No one likes to get involved.
3. 9 wants to kill 2, because 10 - 9's crush - likes 2. 9 doesn't know that 7 likes them though, and wants to marry them. What happens when 9 goes to kill 2 and 10 and 7 walk in on it?
First of all- MAN FIGHT! And since when is Akkerman into crazy old men? Well, he'd probably laugh and video tape it. Sarah would pull the fire alarm and try to talk them out of fighting.
4. 3 just came out of the closet of being gay to 4, and asks 4 to keep it a secret. What's 4's reaction and do they keep it a secret?
Evans would laugh. She's such a bitch, but she probably wouldn't tell anyone.
5. 5 cheats on their wife, 10, with 2. How do they tell 10? And what's 10's reaction?
Oh Becca, you dirty whore, sleeping with old men! Sarah'd probably be okay with it, though. She'd just go find something else to do.
6. How much does everyone like this quiz so far?
I'm sure they'd all be displeased. Sam is feeling hurt because he hasn't been mentioned yet though :c
7. 1 and 8 are fighting, and randomly 8 blurts out about how they got beat up as a child for liking garbage. What does 1 do?
Blink and stare. When was Rob a child? How is this possible? Why would he like garbage? How can he feel pain? The logic! *kaplut*
8. 9, 5, 6, 3, and 7 have started a paintball fight. An hour into it 6 gets a real machine gun and starts to use that instead of a paintball gun, and no one has been wearing the right protection gear except for 6. Who does 6 try to kill first, and do they get found out? If so, what happens?
She goes for Becca first. Akkerman thinks this is all hilarious. Everyone would know, of course. Macy would be screaming and running away, Fitzgerald would be crying like a baby. Then Becca would be full of bullet holes and be sad.
9. *Eyes the bedroom where 8 and 3 walk out of with their hair messed up* What does everyone think happened, and what really did happen?
Everyone has dirty thoughts, naturally, knowing Macy. However, Rob had been suffering from a system error and Macy had fixed it. The glitch caused Rob to give her noogie after noogie and she had to fight him to solve it.
10. 7 does something nice for the others and takes them all out to the spa. Unfortunately 1 and 10 get allergy attacks from the wax used and have to go to the hospital. What happens next?
The hospital would turn them out because they are fucking ROBOTS.
11. Everyone is against 1, and have successfully tied 1 up to a pole in the middle of nowhere. What happens next, and does 1 get explodededed?!
No. They get out super soakers and start shooting ice cold water at him, listening to him scream and flail for hours before they cut him loose. Robots don't like water much. Hahah!
12. 4 bakes cake and cookies for everyone, and gives them a 'special' drink. Unknown to everyone, the 'drink' is actually hot sauce, milk, soda, and water mixed together. The cake and cookies also have been made with sour milk. What happens when everyone goes to eat?
Evans, you can't cook?! What kind of proper woman are you!?
They're all intellectuals, I think they'd be smart enough NOT to eat anything she makes ever.
13. 2 lost their virginity to 6, how does this make 8 feel?
*brofists Connelly* About time, man! Wait, you already have kids...um. Well then. Rob would be SO PROUD! *tear*
14. 4 and 3 get married. They can only invite everyone but ONE person. Who don't they invite, why, and what happens?
They don't invite Akkerman. He's not so nice about gay weddings. He'll show up cackling in a bulldozer anyways, just for kicks.
15. Evil space aliens wanting ramen attack everyone at the wedding, potentially ruining it all! Do they fight for their right to get married with their friends by their side? What happens?
Are you kidding? It's just Oyace and Theris showing up to join in the festivities. Dem aliens know how to party!
16. Your characters have you locked up in a room so they can do *anything* to you. What happens?
We party into the wee hours of the mornin' and talk about science!
17. You fall ill and go to the hospital, 7 and 9 visit you. What happens, and how does 3 feel since they broke all the bones in their body and no one visited them?
I wouldn't be able to sleep because I'd be too afraid of Akkerman being in my room. Not like Fitzy would be able to protect me, after all. Macy would be okay with being alone. She'd hang with the nurses.
18. Everyone finally visits 3 with their broken bones. When asked what happened, what do they say after saying that it involves 6? And what happens after everyone knows who did it?
Macy and Valdez decided to settle it old school- with a dance off. Macy won, but in the midst of her gloating she fell off the stage and tumbled down some badly placed stairs. Nothing comes of this revelation.
19. 7 goes to a library with 8 and meets up with 6 and 9. 6 is scared of 7; why?
Because Warren ate Fitzy? Or tried to?
20. Out of all your characters, who here is a virgin?
Sam and Rob.
21. Ah. So. 8 is the virgin. What does this make their husband, 1, feel?
I doubt either of them give a rat's ass about sex.
22. Does anyone wish this quiz would end yet? And who is getting annoyed?
Rob. He keeps getting married to people with no explanations!
23. Everyone comes down with the flu and realize that if they don't take 10 to the hospital they will die! Then again, 10 was the one who brought in the disease. Do they take 10 to the hospital or let them die?
Reboot her system. They're roboticists, I think they can solve it. And how do humans get computer viruses? HOW?!
24. 2 got a job as a rapper, but put 4 out of business, who also puts 8 out of business since 8 was 4's manager. Do 4 and 8 crash 2's first preformance? If so, what happens. If not, why?
Yes, they do. However, the audience only loves it when old people bicker, and they start staging the event over and over for more money, then form the rap group "Dem Scientists"
25. 1 and 5 are married, 2 and 7 are married, 3 and 4 are married. 6 and 9 are married. 8 and 10 are the only single ones. What do they do to fix that?
Sarah makes Rob a dating profile on plentyoffish.com of course. The poor guy is hopeless!
26. 1 and 7 have a kid together, but 5 and 2 don't know. How do they tell their spouses?
CYBORG BUTTBABY FTW! Connelly might even be impressed. Becca would want to babysit.
27. Is everyone confused on how they are randomly married?
Yes...and I'm sure they ALL would like to swap partners. Who made those matches?! Come on!
28. Are you sure you're not confused?
Yeah.
29. You are confused?
No.
30. Yay!
That's nice.
31. Everyone forgets 10's birthday and 10 gets depressed. Who is the first to notice and what happens?
Sam, of course. He had planned a surprise party for her all along and got everyone in on it. They they all get smashed and have a blast.
32. 5 got shot by 8 and is now bleeding to death, with only 3 to listen to their last words as the medics {everyone else} are running late. What does 5 say and do the medics save them?
"Macy....unnggghhh...Macy, my darling, I need to tell you...before I go..."
"Becca, listen-"
"No. Hush, my love. Don't cry for me. Don't shed a damn tear. Just listen..."
"Seriously, Becca-"
"I love you, Macy. I've always loved you dearly...but I've been hiding my greatest secret from you..."
"Becca, will you shut up-"
"I'm a robot, Macy. I hope you can forgive me!"
"I know. You're not dying, you moron."
"Goodbye forever, my love!"
Macy: :I
33. 4 gets arrested by 6 for punching 9 in the face since 9 made 1 sad. Does 2 bail 4 out while 1 cries in a corner?
Oh Evans, protecting Samuel as if he was your son! Connelly would so bail her out. What better way to get in a bitch's pants than bailing her out of jail? Duh.
34. Does everyone want to leave?
Yes.
35. You may leave now.....
...Okay.
36. JOKING, JOKING! You can't leave me. <3
Yes I can.
37. Now you can leave. *dead serious face*
This was a waste of my time, wasn't it?
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